here some info about asci code

erm here i attach the link for the detail

http://www.ascii.cl/

what a cruel people

if i were the boss by morning crew parody

If I were the boss
*mornin boss how are you? bagus bagus...*
Even just for a day
*one chance only you know..what will you do arr? thats why I'm tellin you la..wait la..*
I would change the station name from Hitz to Radio Ean and JJ*
thats a nice ring to it.. thats why, just for you bro..*
If I were the boss
*what will yoooo do?*
Work will start on Tuesday
*what do u think? i like i like, Wednesday also can*
We will end the week on Thursday and everyday will be half-day*
maybe 2 hours only la..better*


If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20 cent
Hang out with the girls
*babe apa khabar?..bagus~*
And be hard on the guys
*sori ar brother..have to la, cari makan*
Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I will break down and cry

If I were the boss
I'll come up with a plan
*check it out ar..ehem ehem*
Make everyone do all the work
Take the credit and look like the man
*wah banyak handal ar you boss..thank you thank you*

If I were the boss
*If he were the boss..*
My lunch break will be 2days
*wah so long ar..yala then only enough time to eat*
I have PS3 in my room 200 inch LCD and play all day
My way..JJ

If I were the boss
I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20 cent
Hang out with the girls
*you looking very pretty today, naik gaji*
And be hard on the guys
*hey she looks pretty ok you do all her work??..nonsense*
Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I wil break down and cry

Cause I always come in late
Just to show who I am
And if I was a girl I wil make them all call me Ma'am
*mornin' Ma'am*
If you thought I would be nicer
Then you thought it wrong~
*adui sakit..tariklah sikit*

But we are not the boss
*i know this sadly..haih...*
So we cannot cuti....cannot cuti..
Come to office really early
To try to make some money
So we can open stall jual nasi
*goreng, pattaya, kandar, lemak, what else ar? err..dagang.. so now what do we do? i dunno..wait for the song to finish la coz we're not the boss.. oh yeah...tunggu boss cakap la..boss..boss..okok thank you...ok bye boss..*

mysql?

MySQL stand for My Structure Query Language.

"MySQL is popular for web applications and acts as the database component of the LAMP, BAMP, MAMP, SAMP, and WAMP platforms (Linux/BSD/Mac/(Open)Solaris/Windows-Apache-MySQL-PHP/Perl/Python), and for open-source bug tracking tools like Bugzilla" ->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MySQL

MySQL is written in C and C++

usually mysql has a limit on data that can be stored in it....

what is php

php stand for PHP:Hypertext Preprocessor and before this it's call personal home page.

php is suit for web development and can be embedded into HTML

php can be deployed on most web servers and on almost every operating system and platform free of charge.

June 1998 [php 3] was launch
May 22, 2000 [PHP 4] was launch
July 13, 2004 [PHP 5] was released

to recognize the php code you guys can see this "<"?php ?">"/"<"? ?">" in the code behind.

SIMPLE HTML...

inside the "<"body">" tag u guys can put what ever you guys want to put, here in that tag is for the purpose of the programmer to type in and insert in what ever they want in their website

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